Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
youre lurking in front of me
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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