Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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