I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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