69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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