why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She's JV to your varsity
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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