Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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