In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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