it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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