Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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