Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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