You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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