What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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