So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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