Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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