Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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