normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
My liver just had a heart attack.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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