Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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