ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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