why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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