...so i touched it.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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