I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Randomize
