So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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