We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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