how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I have post one night stand depression
tell me about the fingering
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