I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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