I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Randomize