All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Dick very happy bro
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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