someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Everything about him screamed your future.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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