Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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