THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Text me some of your sweat
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Randomize
