So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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