I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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