When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
