The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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