I will die if light touches me.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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