ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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