Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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