My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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