I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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