Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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