Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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