He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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