Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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