would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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