so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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