We won't sleep together?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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