worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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