Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
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I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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