I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
the raccoons are back...
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