I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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