I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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