"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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