and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she pinky promised me she was 18
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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