You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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