ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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