jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
whose parrot is this?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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