Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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