i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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