If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
