I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
you never un-have a 4some
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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