i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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