So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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